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  • Call for Sci-Fi Submissions

    October 24th, 2013

    This was brought to my attention by a friend of mine yesterday.

    If you’ve got a sci-fi or fantasy novel just hanging around waiting to be published (and who doesn’t?) then consider submitting it to Angry Robot Books.

    (Click the header below for details, or copy/paste the link below the header into your browser if you need to go that route.)

    angry robot

    http://angryrobotbooks.com/2013/10/angry-robot-open-door-2013/

    Now through the end of the year they are having their Open Door submission period. That means you can submit your best (or maybe, in some cases, your only) science fiction, fantasy, or WTF (yes, that WTF) novel to them without the need of an agent.

    So get cracking. Finish that novel! Edit, edit, edit! Then submit!

  • The Maffetone Method – 1 Month In

    October 23rd, 2013

    Last week I posted about how and why I switched over to the Maffetone Method for training for endurance running. The big question is still whether or not it works.

    (I’m sure it does, and I’m sure anyone who stumbles upon this blog and reads the Maffetone stuff will extol its virtues and chide me for ever doubting it wouldn’t. To which I can only say: chill. What works for you might not work for me. Until I see it work for me, than it’s just a theory I’ve read, not something I can talk to from experience.)

    So, as of today, I’m one month (well, 29 days to be exact) into the training, having switched from my previous training program of strapping on my shoes and running as fast as my lungs would let me.

    (Not much of a training program, was it?)

    Okay, so how am I doing? Let’s take a look at some stats.

    • Days: 29
    • Total Miles: 36
    • Average Pace: 11:37
    • Average Pace with Highest and Lowest Paces thrown out: 11:39
    • Highest Pace: 12:16
    • Lowest Pace: 10:47
    • 30 Average Pace Change: -0:54 minutes

    Admittedly I’m not a stats major. I was an English major. I probably shouldn’t tax my brain with too much math, lest I have a stroke.

    That being said, here’s what I see:

    I improved my pace by nearly a full minute in the last 29 days.

    As you can see by the chart below, I’ve kept my average heart rate pretty steady in the 130s (but this is a little misleading, since I track my heart rate during a warm-up and cool-down, rather than isolating it to just to run). Upper limit of my hear rate is about 150, which is 10 beats too high for the range I’m shooting for. So I have to work on that. But there are hills and such on my route, so…

    maffetone_pace

    By throwing out the highest and lowest pace I set, the average pace didn’t change much, only a 2 second difference. This tells me that the outliers in all my paces aren’t terribly large, certainly not large enough to be statistically significant.

    My conclusion: I’m off to a great start. However, I don’t expect this level of improvement to continue month over month. The main reason is that, at the beginning of the training, I was still getting used to running so slowly. Now that I have the feel for it, I expect the improvement to continue, but be much slower.

  • Werewolf Novel Cage Match

    October 22nd, 2013

    Let the battle begin!

    (My money is on Duncan.)

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  • My Lunchtime Walk Into Mid-World

    October 22nd, 2013

    My job moved offices about two months ago. Like at the old office, I try to go out walking every day at lunch.

    We moved to a technology/office park that’s seen better days. Our buildings are beautiful, but a couple of buildings around here are empty and dilapidated:

    building

    I think that someone is moving in eventually, because one of the buildings appears to be under renovation. But the fix-up must be going slowly, because more often than not, the heavy equipment outside the buildings is quiet.

    Yesterday while walking, I noticed this sign on one of the walkways to the building:

    sign

    Something about this sign struck me as the kind of leftover stuff that Roland, et al, would find in Mid-World, a sign of the Old Ones from a time before the world had moved on. Especially when attached to an abandoned crumbling building.

    Between this sign, half demo’d/reno’d buildings, and silent heavy machinery, I felt a little like I’d stepped into a section of Stephen King’s Dark Tower Mid-World. All it needs is some really strange creatures scurrying around and doing things like chomping off fingers to be complete.

    (Kinda glad I didn’t see any of those…)

  • To Outline or Not To Outline

    October 21st, 2013

    It seems silly to me to totally abscond with a quote from Hamlet and use it as the title of a post, but hey, whatever. I’m not the first to do it, I won’t be the last to do it.

    And since, in general and with a few small exceptions, I can’t stand Willy Shakes.

    And yes, in case anyone wants to start an argument, I have read and studied Shakespeare, and I do have a learned basis from which to inform my opinion. I was on English Lit major, for crying out loud.

    But this is all completely beside the point of my post. This post is my pontification on whether or not to use an outline when writing a novel. Because, you know, I have so much background in writing and publishing.

    Let’s skip to the end and give you the answer. And the answer is: maybe.

    As answers go, it’s not much, I know that. And that’s probably the point. What can be inferred from an answer of “maybe” is that the process is different for everybody. The way I write is not the way another author will write, and the way they write will be different from the way some other guy/gal writes. Everybody has their own approach.

    So I’ll give you my experiences, in brief, and you can form your own opinion from there.

    My own experience includes a little of both. For my first book, I ended up using an outline even though I didn’t start with one. I actually started in the middle if the book, with the intent of writing a short story. Once the story was done, I was encouraged by a friend to keep writing, since there seemed to be more story there to explore. As I did, I found I had to rough out where I was headed so that I didn’t become helplessly lost, especially since I was serializing it on a webzine.

    My second book, for which I just recently finished the first draft, had no outline at all. It was just an idea I had in my head that I thought would make a good story. It started out small (sensing a pattern here? Yeah, I tend to bite off more than I expect) and when I finally declared the first draft complete, I found I had spent three years and 130,000 words wandering in the wilderness trying to figure out where this story was headed. I’d be lying if I said that, at times, it wasn’t headed for the trash.

    Book number three is being drafted as we speak. It’s a different kind of book for me, hard-boiled detective fiction in a first-person POV. I know where this is headed, I know what the end looks like, I know all the stops on this bus ride between here and the terminal. So while I may not have written the outline down in physical form. I’ve outlined the book in my head.

    Lastly come two young adult books I’ve got in varying states of first-draft-ness. Again, I know exactly where they are headed and for these, I have physically written down the outline. This has actually allowed me to set them aside for now (because they’re not the stories I want to tell right at this moment) but the outlines allow me jump right back into them when I’m ready or whenever I want to play in those worlds for a bit.

    So, do you or don’t you, should you or shouldn’t you? Again, the answer is a big fat maybe. It depends on your process, your MO, how you approach the craft. For my incredibly cluttered head, it certainly helps.

  • Pick-up Lines

    October 19th, 2013

    My older daughter is into a game on her iPod called “Star Girl”.

    According to itunes, the purpose of “Star Girl” is: 
    Star Girl puts you in the high heels of an aspiring celebrity who is setting out to build her career as a superstar while having a ton of fun along the way! 

    Really?

    I dig into this a little more, asking my daughter some questions about what she thinks the purpose of the game is. Maybe get some details about the gameplay. Cause even though the game is downloaded via my account, since my daughter’s not old enough yet for her own Apple ID, god knows I’ve never played it.

    So I ask some questions and learn that some of the things you do in this game are get boyfriends (not just any old boyfriends, mind you, but boyfriends like Tom Cruise, which I think qualifies this game to be categorized in “horror”), get gifts from these boyfriends, spend money (air quotes, please) on clothing, get a job, play carnival games (Me: “Huh? Play what?” Her: “Carnival games.” Me: “Wow. Which of these things doesn’t belong?”). 

    Okay, I’ll let the vacuous nature of this game go for now. After all, I’m not immune. I killed many hours fighting incredibly difficult monsters and foes in the first two “Infinity Blade” games. So I get it, to each his or her own form of entertainment. I live in a glass house. 

    At this point you might ask why my wife and I let her play something like this in the first place. Fair question. 

    The app itself is rated 4+, but so what? When it first came out, the NRA’s shooting game war rated the same. So that’s certainly not going to the deciding factor.

    No. Instead, the answer is that my daughter has a pretty good head in her shoulders. She can tell when things are silly, just for fun, or even inappropriate for her age. She’s got a good sense about these things.

    Which leads me to the title of this post: pick-up lines. 

    One of the things the game does is let you read “messages” from these boyfriends. And some of those messages are pick up lines. Things like “Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.”

    I kid you not.

    My daughter reads this out loud to me last night and asks, “Who talks like that?  Why would anyone think that would work?”

    [internally] YES! [/internally]

    Sometimes I wonder how I’m not going to be arrested when she starts dating. Last night I felt like maybe everything might-MIGHT-be okay after all.

  • Let’s See What You Got, Dr Maffetone

    October 17th, 2013

    I started running this past April.

    I turned 40 in February and didn’t give it much thought. I was overweight and didn’t give it much thought. I was sedintary and didn’t give much thought. 

    Then, one weekend afternoon in March, while putting away a sweater, I pulled a muscle in my back. Literally, just reaching up into the closet, and yank!

    Ok, I thought, time to do something about this. 

    I started off going through my sister-in-law’s copy of P90X. I got three weeks into the program, which is really effin hard by the way, and got bored with it. I can only work out in my living room for so long before I lose interest. Even though it was a different video each day, once that third week came around and I started the video cycle over AGAIN, I said The hell with this. 

    That’s when I took off running. 

    Fast forward to early September. I’ve dropped 30 pounds and can run 6 miles as a regular run. On my long run, I’ve gotten up to 12 miles. I’m starting to think maybe I WOULD like to run a half marathon. 

    And suddenly, out of nowhere, or so it seemed to me, my plantar starts hurting. Oh shit, I think. I know someone who developed plantar facisitis and it basically stopped them running completely. I don’t want to stop running. I like running. I know I’m crazy, but I enjoy it. 

    I make an appointment with my chiropractor. He’s one of these guys who’s very good and all about applied kinesiology, which has a lot to do with magic, hocuspocus, and magnets. Okay, mainly just magnets, but if I explained to process with magnets to you it would sound like magic. 

    I’m sitting in his waiting area and I pick up one of the books on the waiting area table. The book is “Training For Endurance” by Dr Phil Maffetone. 

    I start reading it, and it feels like someone unlocked a secret chamber and said, All the answers you seek are in this room. You just need to go get them. 

    I bought the book from my chiropractor and have since started the Maffetone Method for training. I won’t go into the training itself in this post, for that you need to go get the book or check out his site. But so far I love the method and I can feel it working. 

    Let’s see if it improves my time. Let’s see if it keeps me running without injury. Let’s see what you got Dr Maffetone.

  • Holy Increase Batman!

    October 16th, 2013

    A brief one this time, following up a little on the previous post about setting prices on Amazon.

    A few months ago I decided to make my short story free using a promotion. I took it to zero cost.

    Here’s what happened:

    • In one year, at $0.99, I have sold 18 units.
    • In four days, at $0.00, I have “sold” 71 units.

    That’s a nearly 36000% increase!

    Moral of the story (prepare for the most obvious statement you’ll read all day): people like free stuff.

  • Why Can’t I Set The Price To $0.00?

    May 13th, 2013

    I really wanted to set the price of my short story to nothing. I want to give it away. It’s sold a few, but not a ton. And to be honest, $0.99 for 14 pages, while not a ripoff, does seem to be kind of silly.

    So I went onto Kindle Direct Publishing and attempted to set my short story to $0.00. And, as it turns out, I can’t.

    The minimum price I can set for ANYTHING I publish on Amazon is $0.99.

    [scratches head]

    I decided to do a little research as to how could go about rectifying this situation. After all, there are LOTS of books out there that are free. So there has to be a way, right?

    Turns out the answer is “sort of”.

    The first direction I steered in was toward Promotions. This is a way for you to alter the list price of your book for a period of time. It’s not forever, but it’s a start. To do this, first you have to make sure your book is set up for KDP Select. So I had to select that checkbox and re-publish the book. No big deal, It’s been out there long enough it didn’t warrant a second thorough vetting by Amazon. It was ready a few hours later.

    Then I went in and set the price. I made it $0.00 for five days. Huzzah!

    Six days later, once the promotion had expired, I went back into the set up another and drop the price again. It seemed like a ham-fisted way to manage prices, but what the hell. I can log in every five days, right?

    Yeah. No.

    Apparently, you can only run one promotion every 90 days. (Mental note: must read the fine print more often).

    So what’s the answer?

    If you search for this topic on Google, you’ll find a lot of people have the same question. And the answer is interesting. There IS a way to make your book exactly zero bucks, but it’s really very backward.

    Apparently, in order to permanently drop the price of your book, you must (CAVEAT: I have not tested this myself) publish your book on another site, something like B&N for the nook or Smashwords, set it at $0.00 on these sites, then repeatedly pester Amazon that it’s for sale somewhere else for less than they are selling it. After Amazon performs some super secret review, they will then permanently set the price to zero.

    Basically, they price-match.

    See the following links for more info on the how-to:

    • http://www.spacejock.com.au/HowToPublishFreeBookOnKindle.html
    • http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/592912-how-to-make-your-book-free-at-amazon

    Like I said above, I have not tested this approach. It’s almost more work than I care to put into lowering the price, but there you have it. Search for the topic, this is the answer you consistently see.

    What a pain in the neck.

  • Bad Formatting

    May 5th, 2013

    I’ve read a bunch of books now on my Kindle. I didn’t know if I’d get used a e-book reader. Apparently I have. I like how I have a huge range of books to choose from, whatever I need to fit whatever my mood may be. And I have it all in a single device.

    This is not to say that I don’t still love a good book book, because I do. But the Kindle, ah, the Kindle! So lightweight, so full of books, so many of them free (you can find all the good classics on Amazon for free). And many of them correctly formatted.

    However…

    One of the things you find once in a while is a badly formatted book. What do I mean? I mean that, as you’re cruising along, enjoying your purchase, suddenly you come to a bock of text that is tabbed wrong or inconsistently justified with the rest of the text. Then, BAM! you’re thrown out of the story and all you can focus on is how the  formatting is off.

    (Or maybe it’s just me. But when I come across bad formatting, it drives me bonkers.)

    Over the last year or two, I’ve been making my way slowly through Mill River Recluse by Darcie Chan. It’s a sort of syrupy story, a kind of New England confectionery fiction. It reminds me of the kind of comfort food reading people turn to when they want to escape the real world, but not to a different world of intense peril. Sure, there’s conflict, there’s drama, but never so high-stakes that you actually ever worry about the characters. But at $0.99, it’s not a bad story.

    The story behind Mill River Recluse is pretty interesting. You can read how it became so successful in this article in the Wall Street Journal online. This article is one of the reasons I bought the book. I wanted to see what self e-publishing looked like.

    The goal here is not to bash Ms. Chan. For from it. She took matters into her own hands, self-pubbed, and found success. All of us self-pubbers should be so fortunate. However, one of the things I noticed in “Mill River Recluse” was that the formatting is inconsistent. So, since I noticed it, I thought I’d write a bit about it.

    Primarily, the bad formatting centers around the tabs and indents. To illustrate an example, I’ll use this block of text from Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes story A Scandal In Bohemia (sorry, I had to do this as a jpeg):

    GoodFormatting

    This is how you would normally expect to see the formatting. This is how the formatting is for most of the time in “Mill River Recluse”. But sometimes, it comes out like this:

    BadFormatting

    So what’s the lesson here? The lesson I think is that, if you plan to self e-publish your work, then, once you have finished, proofed it, and formatted it, load it up into your Kindle and go through PAGE BY PAGE. Yeah, I know, a page by page review of formatting sounds like a sucky way to spend a Saturday. But not everything we do as writers is a joy. Carefully reviewing and re-reviewing the formatting will give your work a look of professionalism, which is an extra edge we all need. The added bonus is that you’ll keep your readers from getting tossed out of the story when they hit a block of bad formatting.

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